Because it said a lot of stuff that Americans who move here are endlessly frustrated with and wont say publicly because complaining often gets you labeled racist. (See comments above). Funny to the point, prior to anyone ever writing articles about Miami, people across the nation had pointed out these same sentiments and theyve only been here a mere week. RUDENESS is an understatement. Tyler Van Dyke strode off Greentree Practice Fields for the first time in the spring Saturday with the same sort of quiet confidence and easygoing Miami: Local News. I have seen this same negative phenomenon in other parts of the U.S. Its a game of musical chairs with good jobs that transcends any regional problem in Miami or any other U.S. city. Of course not EVERY Miamian is dumb (or an idiot), but many are not exactly intelligent. Also lot of them deal drugs. So. People also think this is north cuba. Wendy B Webb says: Nice article / mostly true, Im sure the list is bigger than that. } Sure, the beach is nice.. too bad its only a very small part of the city. Good luck! document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_esZkUEL2M9').innerHTML = output; I laughed as I read the list because its true! for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ You will be an outsider You wont understand the water cooler banter. Come on. came to my house asking me to come back to the house,at first Gareth Bale returns to LAFC for MLS Cup championship ring var output = ''; Perfect weather year round- even better than Miami, people there actually still speak English, give decent customer service, and believe you actually have to move your ass and life a finger to get paid for your work, not just be good looking. Kudos on the observational humor though, that was outstanding. After almost a year of Broken Relationship, my boyfriend left me with a broken heart. Walk in south beech and you can easily find drugs. fayed Even the private school kids are stupid. says: Miami Dade is like living in a third world county,I hope a category 6 hurricane comes and blows it away. How can properties be super expensive when good paying jobs are scarce ???? says: I am rican, I am American by birth and dont have to speak english to be call american. Going away to college is the one thing that will save you! Not cool.I have a nice sports car I paid for and its a limited ed. Miami sucks. Become a member to support the independent voice of South Florida MIAMI Life Dreams var l=new Array(); } [CDATA[ Living here from the University of Minnesota since 2006. Im fairly certain this article (as most) is ones generalizations based on personal observations. >saw author named Meltzer To assert that people dont speak English, whenever you try to order something at a fast food joint, is ridiculous. If you come from a high iq population you might hate miami. Tell your city officials to lift the laws on food trucks and the culture will skyrocket to Brooklyn levels. Heres his contact: . http://www.forbes.com/2011/02/02/stockton-miami-cleveland-business-washington-miserable-cities_slide_3.html, Unemployment rate: 11.2 %. says: Jane, your post proves that Elaine is correct. Free $60 Account Today's Best Bet. And another thing, you totally suck! Awarded a TripAdvisor Certificate of Excellence. If you felt like an outsider in Miami, you may have been in the wrong part of Miami, or interacting with the wrong people. Sweating at night is NOT good weather. says: TESTIMONY,ON HOW I GOT MY EX BOYFRIEND BACK WITH The bottom line is this (and please listen to this part because I am currently going through this as we speak) its not the people, its not you not fitting here, ITS ABOUT ALL MONEY. 10. else output += unescape(l[i]); } says: Go back to wherever you came from!!! In Miami, if youre not a business owner, professional, have some marketable skill, then youre pretty much limited, to the service industry. says: Matt, considering you write for Miami411, I assume youve never had the pleasure of interacting with the writers at the Miami Herald (whom I can assure you, all read). var l=new Array(); Miami If you want to be uncomfortable go to Miami and stay for more than a week. There are many parts of Miami Dade, that are full of Caucasians, West Indians..etc. If I took a typical military family and moved them next door to most of you, I would wager you people would not like it, and your property values would go down. People DO leave. They have latins in government jobs,such as DMV who do not speak English well. Troy HIS EMAIL CONTACT IS . Proud to be in a gold prison, that is something special. yours forever. WebDouchebag may refer to: A device used to administer a douche. Practically every country in South and Central American and the Caribbean is represented, and YES, they are all different in the their own way. I love Miami as o love NY and TX. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ No one is asking you to stay. You think youre above us by doing nothing but working until you die and living in a cultureless society, but the joke is on you, because I know that soon youll be tempted to come back here when youre buried so deep in snow that youre not sure whether youre having an erection or your dicks are just frostbitten. This place is paradise for scum bags. Im 35 years old. It was a modern nation, until the US government decided to get rid of its leadership and replace it with Fidel Castro and Che Guevara. (2) If you want to be promoted in your office. If theres a dumber major city in America, Id be interested so see what it is. Umadbro? var output = ''; says: You forgot, that recently, Miami was voted THE SECOND WORST RUN CITY IN THE UNITED STATES!!! Not everyone is an idiot and I dont appreciate that general statement. WebCheck out the URM WEBINAR! says: I hope all you Rubes/Hicks/Rednecks from the south/mid-west realize us LA/NYC people do not like you and do not want you in our states. My Husband said it himself that why he broke up with her is something he can not explain just that he woke up on the same bed with her after a very romantic night saying he is breaking up with her for no reason at all. The Spanish thing is no joke How many 20,000 square foot stores can you name in your hometown with all their signs in Spanish? The same flakes and idiots and non readers are the ones running bottle service, not the real people who live here too. Sure, LA is plenty shallow too, but at least its far more educated. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 108';l[15]=' 108';l[16]=' 101';l[17]=' 112';l[18]=' 115';l[19]=' 105';l[20]=' 116';l[21]=' 110';l[22]=' 97';l[23]=' 121';l[24]=' 109';l[25]=' 109';l[26]=' 97';l[27]=' 115';l[28]=' 114';l[29]=' 100';l[30]='>';l[31]='\"';l[32]=' 109';l[33]=' 111';l[34]=' 99';l[35]=' 46';l[36]=' 108';l[37]=' 105';l[38]=' 97';l[39]=' 109';l[40]=' 103';l[41]=' 64';l[42]=' 108';l[43]=' 108';l[44]=' 101';l[45]=' 112';l[46]=' 115';l[47]=' 105';l[48]=' 116';l[49]=' 110';l[50]=' 97';l[51]=' 121';l[52]=' 109';l[53]=' 109';l[54]=' 97';l[55]=' 115';l[56]=' 114';l[57]=' 100';l[58]=':';l[59]='o';l[60]='t';l[61]='l';l[62]='i';l[63]='a';l[64]='m';l[65]='\"';l[66]='=';l[67]='f';l[68]='e';l[69]='r';l[70]='h';l[71]='a ';l[72]='<'; Im just so terrified of the winter coming again here, its so cold(bone chilling) and a lot of the time in the winter its also dark and rainy. I suggest you go back to elementary / high school and educate your self on geography & world history. says: This guy is a tool and an idiot! or via at the same time, theres something that annoys me more than everything on this list. moris [CDATA[ 4. The driving reminded me of Puerto Rico, but Miamians are actually more courteous drivers than most of the U.S. cities we have visited. I made my life here, I prospered here, I received opportunities here unavaliable to me elsewhere, and I am grateful about my adopted state, Florida, where I have lived the majority of my adult life. Dominic Thiem has been awarded a wild card for the 2023 Miami Open. People speak many languages on the streets (everybody knows more than just english) and you can learn a lot with everybody. //]]> I am 1/2 Hispanic AND Spanish is my 1st language. Mary Boyer But most come here wanting everything for free, and live off the government and think they deserve it just because they made it here, and the American people suffer and pay higher and higher taxes because implants from other counties sneak in, get jobs under the table, get homes and have multiple families living in them and one in that household might be here legally and the rest not so much, they dont really respect living here, just came here because they know they can get free money from the US government! 305 ), 9th in most unequal cities: To the haters, I spent 2 weeks in Mar Del Plata, its beautiful, and the people are wonderful, but Miami is crime, violence, corruption and nepotism. Fiona Miamis Newest Douchebag Miami is a nice town. the weather is great and there are tons of hot, easy woman. Compared to any other major American city with a tripple digit I.Q. The saddest part is.. WebMy definition of a douchebag is someone who goes around and thinks their morally better than someone else because they don't care as much about material things or how they For those who were offended, cjelo suave con take it easy, and be nice to people. Miami is beautiful but very expensive. Can you post perhaps reasons an individual would want to move their like 25 reasons if you move here you would like it.Like Im Guetemalan and want to learn Spanish and Miami is a great way to have language immersion with out actually moving to Latin Americalol. They have been leaving the city during the last three generations!!! If I remember, we beat out Cleveland! } Arizona State University is Full of Douchebags, According to Buzzfeed Not to mention we also have some of the best restaurants in the world. Us primitive mortals here in Miami, will enjoy the beaches and fresh air. As sad as it is, war is nothing new hon! //]]> Some good reasons to live in Miami: ) or call +2348169207857, My name is Helena Hrms from USA. I guess they get paid more in Miami than they would in their native countries, but the difference in pay is not so great when you consider how much it costs to live in Miami and South Florida in general. (Fun challenge: find a single Miami resident that knows what the word ogle means without having to look it up. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) A list could have been made like this wiht more insight and less demeaning and probably been funnier. No serious museum. nunya else output += unescape(l[i]); Early- they were 20 minutes LATE. After I finally moved, I realized there is so much more to life than living in Me amiits all about the ME attitude. Where I live now there is almost zero crime, everyone you run into is super friendly and warm, the area s stunning, with no rundown neighborhoods at all, it has an excellent public school system, the majority of people are church going or synagog going good people, but theres no pressure to religious. says: Having been born and raised in Miami (Cuban family), I thought this article was great. says: As a native miamian (or should I say new Cuba?) for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ As a mainstream American who is stuck in Miami until I find another job, I can tell you that once I leave here I will never come back, not even for a family funeral. Giovanni var output = ''; At first i was scared but when i think of what me and my kids are passing through so i contacted him and he told me to stay calm for just 24 hours that my husband shall come back to me and to my best surprise i received a call from my husband on the second day asking after the kids and i called DR Sunny and he said your problems are solved my child. Lola if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; Be brave. If youre unsure about the edges, use a beard shaping tool. var output = ''; Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. WebDouchebag definition, a small syringe having detachable nozzles for fluid injections, used chiefly for vaginal lavage and for enemas. I also do wish there was a bit more diversity and that people didnt shout my ethnicity when I walk by. This article obviously was meant to be funny. South Beach if full of Ivy league school lawyers. I mostly love Miami for the beach. } (I have an uncle who still has a thick Spanglish accent as if he just recently came from Cuba instead of in 76 who SWEARS Miami is the bestand yet has only been to El Paso, TX and boasts about FIU as if its the new Yale.) But also at the Palm Beach County and Broward County courthouses as well. Then go Which is vastly untrue. says: Miami has good and bad likeanywhere else. Honestly, there are much more embarrassments than proud moments for our city. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; I hope you get out soon or have already left! Oh the straw in mouth. EVERYTHING stated here is true. I tried all my possible means to get her back,after much begging,but all to no avail.and she confirmed it that she has made her decision,and she never wanted to see me again. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 101';l[15]=' 108';l[16]=' 112';l[17]=' 109';l[18]=' 101';l[19]=' 116';l[20]=' 108';l[21]=' 97';l[22]=' 117';l[23]=' 116';l[24]=' 105';l[25]=' 114';l[26]=' 105';l[27]=' 112';l[28]=' 115';l[29]=' 97';l[30]=' 98';l[31]=' 111';l[32]=' 108';l[33]=' 97';l[34]=' 115';l[35]='>';l[36]='\"';l[37]=' 109';l[38]=' 111';l[39]=' 99';l[40]=' 46';l[41]=' 108';l[42]=' 105';l[43]=' 97';l[44]=' 109';l[45]=' 103';l[46]=' 64';l[47]=' 101';l[48]=' 108';l[49]=' 112';l[50]=' 109';l[51]=' 101';l[52]=' 116';l[53]=' 108';l[54]=' 97';l[55]=' 117';l[56]=' 116';l[57]=' 105';l[58]=' 114';l[59]=' 105';l[60]=' 112';l[61]=' 115';l[62]=' 97';l[63]=' 98';l[64]=' 111';l[65]=' 108';l[66]=' 97';l[67]=' 115';l[68]=':';l[69]='o';l[70]='t';l[71]='l';l[72]='i';l[73]='a';l[74]='m';l[75]='\"';l[76]='=';l[77]='f';l[78]='e';l[79]='r';l[80]='h';l[81]='a ';l[82]='<'; When most outsiders hear where I live, I always hear how lucky I am. All you people that are saying this is not true. else output += unescape(l[i]); The Irish, roughly contemporary with the Germans but many of whom were unskilled laborers, took a bit longerabout 120 years. Sure, every city has its problems, but not in the same proportions Miami does. //]]> I know many 20 and 30 somethings that passed grammar and HS and I have no idea how???? //The 10 Types of Douchebags You Meet in College Having been born and raised in Miami (over 40 years), I have seen the transformation of the Miami that used to be to the Miami that it has become, and its not just the new Cubans that have made it a cesspool. (12) if your work refuse to pay you, people owing you?. 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You either love this city or you hate it. Dale! No pretty trees, no hills, no mountains, no incredible landscapes. Miami is good but full of douchebags. 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Dont loose hope. The robbery deal is a killer also as I dont want to have to worry about my wife all the time. says: I would say the overall IQ of Miami residents is substantially lower than most big cities. THATS the general imaginary complaint in your skewed little reality. mysticjeanie that might be my favorite comment Ive gotten on this article. It IS called humor after all. var output = ''; For those of you who are so easily offended re-lax and teikirisi. rick Traffic is bad enough. (9) He can make you pregnancy. Miamis Newest Douchebag. 2- You have to drive like a maniac.- Dont HAVE TO, but point taken. 17. http://www.forbes.com/2009/11/30/americas-most-unequal-cities-business-beltway-unequal-cities_slide_9.html, 2nd in most miserable cities: Please, Miamiams, dont talk any Armorican with them. Last point if you dont speak spanish forget working down there and better not get lost! [CDATA[ costthen he filed for divorce. Art Bassell and the book fair back to back. Words are simiply not enough to say thank you. Everywhere in the world, you will find good and bad people, its just what you are attracting. LOL It always resonates with people who are trying to get the hell out. AND MY MARRIAGE. [CDATA[ I wouldnt take it seriously. 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